Lionel Johnson

Ask me anything   Hello. You must have stumbled upon my "blog" have a look around! You may get an idea of who I am. Don't be shy, stick around and lets just, party.

benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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enemaroberts:

when you get a dick pic and they hung af

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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— 19 hours ago with 328322 notes

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

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katara:

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qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it 

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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